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In a world where prophecies are a dime a dozen, it's not easy being a s'prophet. We're not just any prophet, we're the best in the business. Our prophecies are backed by science, mathematics, and an extensive library of dusty old tomes.

Our Services

We offer a wide range of services to help you navigate the complexities of life:

Prophecies for the faint of heart
Fortune telling for the brave
Advice on where to hide from the impending doom
And, of course, our famous 'Will it be good or bad luck day?' service

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